Ards Forum

I recently made comment regarding the lack of traffic to the forum, spending a few moments visiting the members list supplied me with the possible answer, and it would seem most members are just here to advertise their web sites, great, I say goodbye Ards Forum and go count the dandelions growing ou...

That's nafink wat abut usins


asma

Howzit ferryman, glad you and Ronski found it amusing, judging by the number of members the forum dose not seemed to attract much traffic, I mean not one of the wacky baccy smokers noticed that Ards Council spent just over £974.000 last year on street cleaning. So the next time anyone trips over so...

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim   The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,"  and it is a terrible robinnation.   The disease is contracted through dangerous ...

Can anyone count the number of cigaret butts there is in the ashtrays.

asma.

"SING A SONG OF PARLIAMENT" SING A SONG OF PARLIAMENT,  POCKETS FULL OF CASH.  FRAUDULENTLY CLAIMING,  AND ADDING TO THEIR STASH.  WITH THEIR PLOY DISCOVERED,  THEY SAID THEY'LL GIVE IT BACK.  IF YOU OR I HAD DONE THE SAME,  WE'D PROMPTLY GET THE SACK.  SING A SONG OF FREEBIES,  SNOUTS ALL ...

Newtownards HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shanan) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Newtownards in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in West Winds . Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fokinell". The hurricane decimated the area cau...

Well the election campaigning seems to have begun with those colorful posters lashed to every dammed lamp standard or any thing over two meters that stands still. I think Mikey with the wet hairdo hasn't got a chance, the white van man has it made. Must say three cheers for the local bods in the cou...

The attachment flashed for a few seconds and then disappeared, and I do not know where to look for it, any ideas, so it is Monday I logged in then to make this reply I have to log in again so as I have said before all to complicated the time spent sorting out new posts from a long list of items whic...

Damm blast old chap I have just found it, but 1MB attachment limit seems a bit low, why not allow 10/15 MB.

asma.

Where has the attachment I sent gone.

asma.

Maybe it should read Ulster Hospital.

According to "Who is Online there are four guests sitting on their backsides with nothing to say about the area they live in, maybe the bwana makuba should rearrange things so that nobody can read posts unless they are registered and log in.

asma.

You are damed right why should more money be thrown down the drain when the cost of keeping Iris in the lap of luxury may have to be found from somewhere. The way Peter the great did not take kindly to that fella Shamus questioning he could do everyone a big favor if he joined his dear Iris in Londo...

I tink twas The Register.

Biting the hand that feeds it.

asma.