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by sickbagsam
Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:52 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Master plan.
Replies: 3
Views: 17271

Master Plan.

Hey paddy close the door on your way out.

sbs.
by sickbagsam
Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:21 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Master plan.
Replies: 3
Views: 17271

Master plan.

Hey Homer, Will the big wig chop down the trees in the Square as part of their Newtownards master plans?

sbs.
by sickbagsam
Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:11 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Nice legs.
Replies: 5
Views: 19820

Nice legs.

Negative old chap I said Nice Legs.

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by sickbagsam
Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:15 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: ZEBRA
Replies: 10
Views: 31339

Hey, Basil you have just proved to to forum that you are full off wind and piss so stop behaving like a big girls blouse. sbs. Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:58 pm Post subject: Re: Zebra. sickbagsam wrote: Hey, we do not want any of your Efrican racist posts here on our God fearing Basildom, still now ...
by sickbagsam
Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:12 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: ZEBRA
Replies: 10
Views: 31339

Basil me old mucker for once in your life stop sitting on the fence, put your money where your moth is.

sbs.
by sickbagsam
Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:09 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: ZEBRA
Replies: 10
Views: 31339

Zebra.

Hey, we do not want any of your Efrican racist posts here on our God fearing Basildom, still now that everyone is back home from their trip to see the holy see maybe we will see a tad more tolerance from those racists singing Irish songs in that taig bar near the Orange Arch.


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by sickbagsam
Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:24 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Gay days in Protestant Ulster.
Replies: 7
Views: 25682

Gay days in Protestant Ulster.

I am amused by your choice of words, probably had a bad day, or just a naive country boy, anyway you are the one who mentioned the loyal orders and hoped you recognized.

sbs.
by sickbagsam
Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:58 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Have a good one.
Replies: 1
Views: 14049

Have a good one.

If any of you chaps are on a plane headed for Edinburgh tomorrow chances are you may be seated next to the DFM or one of his comrades to help him get a good start to the day, take out your laptop, and open it slowly and turn it on, confirm the Provo is looking at it, turn on the internet and close y...
by sickbagsam
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:24 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Our overworked *^*^
Replies: 1
Views: 7360

Our overworked *^*^

Down in that pub near the British Legion the one where all the “you know� slide in and out I over heard one of them say, don't mind coming to work
but this eight hour wait to go home is bullshit.


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by sickbagsam
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:21 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Handy blonde.
Replies: 2
Views: 14156

Handy blonde.

A young blonde girl from the Glen Estate wanting to earn some extra money for Christmas decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing up around the Helen’s View area and went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Wel...
by sickbagsam
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:18 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Quarry Heights Orchestra
Replies: 1
Views: 8861

Quarry Heights Orchestra

A guy from Whitespots went out duck hunting when a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.  Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well Rodney, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you...
by sickbagsam
Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:10 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: Gay days in Protestant Ulster.
Replies: 7
Views: 25682

Bending one’s knee is different from bending for a friend.

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by sickbagsam
Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:29 pm
Forum: Idle Banter
Topic: President O'bamer.
Replies: 1
Views: 6961

President O'bamer.

  Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state
after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland ,
following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.


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