Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

Post by asma » Thu May 06, 2010 12:17 pm

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
 
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,"  and it is a terrible
robinnation.
 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted
it in 2009...but now most people, after having been infected for the
past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness
is.
 
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now
and the second dose when you see Voteferme posters on the lamp posts and simply don't engage in such behavior
again;  otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out
all life as we know it.
 
Several towns are already on top of this, like Shrigley and Crossgar
, and apparently now Portaferry, with many more seeing the writing
on the wall.
 

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